What is your current favorite song/album?
Today it's three songs: "Steady As She Goes" by the Raconteurs, “Jenny Was a Friend of Mine” by the Killers and “This Is Such a Pity” by Weezer. Tomorrow it will probably change. My go-to album since June has been Guster’s Ganging Up on the Sun.
What song do you currently hate?
No current songs even come close to the two songs I hate most in the universe: “Bandages” by Hot Hot Heat and “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” by the Darkness. In case you’re wondering, yes, “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt is third.
What's the next album you're going to buy?
Maybe a Paul Simon collection.
What's the best advice ever given to you?
Be a free agent. Don’t expect loyalty from your employer.
What are your nicknames?
Melis. Pimp Mommy Ho Dogg.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
I would have been Brian Michael.
In the situation above, what would you want your name to be?
Kevin Stoyanovich Rasputin Kubusheskie
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
No. I am clearly a fan of having multiple names.
What heritage does your last name imply?
Several depending on how you choose to mispronounce it. Though not the one it is.
What's your facial structure like?
Oh you know, oval-like, with eyes and a nose and shit. WHAT. THE. MOTHERFUCK. DO YOU THINK?
What do you think of redheads?
They’re all BFCs.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No. I am not Gene Simmons.
Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Pow-Pow-Power Wheels. The Jeep.
Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Is this Death is Not an Option? Easy - Han Solo. What about:
Gary Shandling or Jeffrey Tambor?
Donald Rumsfeld or Tim McCarver?
Subway Jared or Dwight Schrute?
Top three celebrities you wanna do?
George Clooney. Dermot Mulroney. Then George again.
Who is popular that you hate?
Donna Martin. In real life Kelly Taylor never would have hung out with her.
What's the last movie you saw that scared you?
The Exorcism of Emily Rose. I could have handled learning that 3:00 a.m. is the demonic witching hour had Olivia not woken up at 3:00 a.m. every night for the next week.
You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your lethal injection. What will your last meal be?
A pepperoni pie from Pizzeria Regina, Godiva chocolate cheesecake and a Diet Pepsi. It's funny, because in the last survey I listed my favorite foods as a really good burger, fries and flourless chocolate cake. You'd think I'd want that as my last meal. Maybe there's something about ground beef and potassium chloride that just doesn't mix.
What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Balance my checkbook.
Before you die, where do you want to go?
Everywhere, but definitely back to Italy.
What's something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever do?
Go skydiving.
If you had to marry someone at the age of 12, who would it be?
Joey McIntyre. He would’ve had to be a polygamist because there were a lot of us vying for his affection. Or, even better, I could have been a polygamist and married Fred Savage too.
What's something most people don't know about you?
I suck at small talk. I’d rather discuss the meaning of life than stumble through a light exchange.
What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits, and abilities?
That medieval spiked iron ball on a chain that you swing over your head.
What makes an awesome party?
All you need is dip.
What's your favorite TV show?
I never have one favorite. Six Feet Under. The Sopranos. The Office. What Not to Wear.
What's your favorite quote?
You might as well do something while you’re doing nothing.
What's your material obsession?
Clothes and handbags.
What's the next holiday that you'll celebrate?
Halloween.
What's something most people would consider an insult but you don't mind having said about/to you?
That I’m opinionated.
What's your favorite thing about where you live?
Having four distinct seasons and being able to spend each of them in an ideal setting: on the beach, in the woods, in the mountains, in the city.
What's your least favorite thing about where you live?
Winter. I try to like it but it always ends up being less hot cocoa in front of a fire and more chiseling ice off my windshield with a credit card.
You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
Helena Vanderhoff.
Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently.
Ohio. Too many of its cities start with C. You’re not cute, Ohio.
Where are you right now?
Here.
What did you do last night?
I dropped a piece of fish on the floor. Gave Olivia a bath.
If you had to pick one of these three jobs, would you be a policeman, fireman, or serial killer?
A policewoman. But only if I could patrol the town I live in and fight REAL crimes, like shooing a gaggle of turkeys off someone’s deck. Shooing. No T.
Would you be a doctor, surgeon, or solider?
A doctor.
Would you be a banker, lawyer, or writer?
A writer.
Would you be a pilot, forensic scientist, or ninja?
A pilot.
Today it's three songs: "Steady As She Goes" by the Raconteurs, “Jenny Was a Friend of Mine” by the Killers and “This Is Such a Pity” by Weezer. Tomorrow it will probably change. My go-to album since June has been Guster’s Ganging Up on the Sun.
What song do you currently hate?
No current songs even come close to the two songs I hate most in the universe: “Bandages” by Hot Hot Heat and “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” by the Darkness. In case you’re wondering, yes, “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt is third.
What's the next album you're going to buy?
Maybe a Paul Simon collection.
What's the best advice ever given to you?
Be a free agent. Don’t expect loyalty from your employer.
What are your nicknames?
Melis. Pimp Mommy Ho Dogg.
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
I would have been Brian Michael.
In the situation above, what would you want your name to be?
Kevin Stoyanovich Rasputin Kubusheskie
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
No. I am clearly a fan of having multiple names.
What heritage does your last name imply?
Several depending on how you choose to mispronounce it. Though not the one it is.
What's your facial structure like?
Oh you know, oval-like, with eyes and a nose and shit. WHAT. THE. MOTHERFUCK. DO YOU THINK?
What do you think of redheads?
They’re all BFCs.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
No. I am not Gene Simmons.
Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Pow-Pow-Power Wheels. The Jeep.
Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Is this Death is Not an Option? Easy - Han Solo. What about:
Gary Shandling or Jeffrey Tambor?
Donald Rumsfeld or Tim McCarver?
Subway Jared or Dwight Schrute?
Top three celebrities you wanna do?
George Clooney. Dermot Mulroney. Then George again.
Who is popular that you hate?
Donna Martin. In real life Kelly Taylor never would have hung out with her.
What's the last movie you saw that scared you?
The Exorcism of Emily Rose. I could have handled learning that 3:00 a.m. is the demonic witching hour had Olivia not woken up at 3:00 a.m. every night for the next week.
You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your lethal injection. What will your last meal be?
A pepperoni pie from Pizzeria Regina, Godiva chocolate cheesecake and a Diet Pepsi. It's funny, because in the last survey I listed my favorite foods as a really good burger, fries and flourless chocolate cake. You'd think I'd want that as my last meal. Maybe there's something about ground beef and potassium chloride that just doesn't mix.
What's something that most people do that you've never done?
Balance my checkbook.
Before you die, where do you want to go?
Everywhere, but definitely back to Italy.
What's something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever do?
Go skydiving.
If you had to marry someone at the age of 12, who would it be?
Joey McIntyre. He would’ve had to be a polygamist because there were a lot of us vying for his affection. Or, even better, I could have been a polygamist and married Fred Savage too.
What's something most people don't know about you?
I suck at small talk. I’d rather discuss the meaning of life than stumble through a light exchange.
What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits, and abilities?
That medieval spiked iron ball on a chain that you swing over your head.
What makes an awesome party?
All you need is dip.
What's your favorite TV show?
I never have one favorite. Six Feet Under. The Sopranos. The Office. What Not to Wear.
What's your favorite quote?
You might as well do something while you’re doing nothing.
What's your material obsession?
Clothes and handbags.
What's the next holiday that you'll celebrate?
Halloween.
What's something most people would consider an insult but you don't mind having said about/to you?
That I’m opinionated.
What's your favorite thing about where you live?
Having four distinct seasons and being able to spend each of them in an ideal setting: on the beach, in the woods, in the mountains, in the city.
What's your least favorite thing about where you live?
Winter. I try to like it but it always ends up being less hot cocoa in front of a fire and more chiseling ice off my windshield with a credit card.
You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
Helena Vanderhoff.
Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently.
Ohio. Too many of its cities start with C. You’re not cute, Ohio.
Where are you right now?
Here.
What did you do last night?
I dropped a piece of fish on the floor. Gave Olivia a bath.
If you had to pick one of these three jobs, would you be a policeman, fireman, or serial killer?
A policewoman. But only if I could patrol the town I live in and fight REAL crimes, like shooing a gaggle of turkeys off someone’s deck. Shooing. No T.
Would you be a doctor, surgeon, or solider?
A doctor.
Would you be a banker, lawyer, or writer?
A writer.
Would you be a pilot, forensic scientist, or ninja?
A pilot.
2 Comments:
I don't lol at much, because most people aren't funny. But I lol'ed my ass off at medieval spiked iron ball on a chain. Maybe because I could see you wielding that thing like a banshee.
Thanks guys :)
Carly - pleeeease update! Do the survey, it's a total gimme.
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