First of all, please tell me that Weezer intended their new song, "Beverly Hills," to suck, as a "Fuck you" to the music industry or to Top 40 radio or something. Because it really does. Suck.
Second, Britney and Kevin: Chaotic was a sucktastic, sense-numbing train wreck last night, and I know it's only going to get better... I mean worse, I mean... whatever. I learned two things from watching it: 1. Britney's natural speaking voice is not the babyish squeak she uses during public appearances, and 2. that she is married to the sorriest clump of cells and sperm in the universe. And that includes whatever primitive microorganisms may exist on other planets.
Second, Britney and Kevin: Chaotic was a sucktastic, sense-numbing train wreck last night, and I know it's only going to get better... I mean worse, I mean... whatever. I learned two things from watching it: 1. Britney's natural speaking voice is not the babyish squeak she uses during public appearances, and 2. that she is married to the sorriest clump of cells and sperm in the universe. And that includes whatever primitive microorganisms may exist on other planets.
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