Aruba was awesome

Yeah, everybody hates us. The trip was, of course, everything we wanted it to be: warm, sunny, and relaxing. We languished on the beach, swam, explored the island in a jeep, read lots of books, ate leisurely meals, and had a lot of sex. We got home tan, happy, and serene.

Two days of work and a snowstorm have slapped the inner peace right out of me. Still have my tan though, and plan to keep it up by not-quite-natural means.