8.31.2005
Songs to get makin' with the love to
Fade Into You – Mazzy Star
(for early-in-the-relationship, candles all over the room sex)
Whole Lotta Love – Led Zeppelin
(for sweaty groupie sex)
Electrical Storm – U2
(for 99% humidity, severe thunderstorm sex)
Crash – Dave Matthews
(for afternoon delight sex)
Hey Lover – LL Cool J
(for slow, figure-eight hip grinding sex)
Closer - NIN
(for playing around with handcuffs sex)
Possession – Sarah McLachlan
(for sex with your ex)
So Whatcha Want – Beastie Boys
(for frat boy sex)
The Best of What’s Around – Dave Matthews
(for drunk weeknight college sex)
Champagne Supernova – Oasis
(for pretentious hipster sex)
Temptation Waits – Garbage
(for blindfolded and tied to the bedposts sex)
Can I Take You Home Tonight – Boston
(for pulling over on the side of the road sex)
Wicked Game – Chris Isaak
(for beach sex)
Crazy on You - Heart
(for bathroom of the bar sex)
Magnet and Steel – Walter Egan
(for high and lazy sex)
Babe I’m Gonna Leave You – Led Zeppelin
(for slapping each other around sex)
Country Feedback – R.E.M.
(for post-fight make-up sex)
Crazy Love – Van Morrison
(for actually being in love sex)
In the Air Tonight – Phil Collins
(for outdoor sex)
Rag Doll – Aerosmith
(for three-or-more-way sex)
I Drove All Night – Cyndi Lauper
(for long-distance, haven't seen each other in forever sex)
Suck My Kiss – Red Hot Chili Peppers
(for acrobatic sex)
Hella Good - No Doubt
(for solo sex)


2 Comments:

Blogger Red said...

Awesome! And who knew bathroom-at-a-club sex would get a reasonably tasteful representation? You could also go with the Killers, or, honestly, Lil' Jon...who are we kidding here?

Blogger Bray said...

ummmmm.....REM????? No way they are on a sex-music list. I get depressed just saying Michael Stipe's name. Matter of fact, I am going to bleed out in the tub now.

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