Unreal

I'm home early from work and watching CNN. Just saw a huge convoy of guardsmen and relief supplies finally, FINALLY reach the victims at the N.O. convention center.

I also saw the best anti-looting sign spray-painted on a wall:

"DON'T TRY. I AM SLEEPING
INSIDE WITH A BIG DOG,
AN UGLY WOMAN,
TWO SHOTGUNS, AND
A CLAW HAMMER."