11.01.2006
Three reasons we didn’t get any trick-or-treaters, or else the neighborhood just hates us

1. The paving contractor finished our driveway yesterday and put up a tape barrier; ergo, nobody dared walk on it.

2. Our front light blew out the other day and we haven’t replaced it because we don't have a ladder.

3. Our doorbell doesn’t work.

Not the most welcoming house on the block. Now we’re stuck with 3 bags’ worth of Kit-Kat, Mike & Ike and Tootsie Rolls, and we didn’t get to show off our little pumpkin to anyone except Joe’s friend Brian and his girl, who came over briefly to borrow the 24 Season 4 DVDs. Cute though, yes?




2 Comments:

Blogger Red said...

Aww! At least you had a cute pumpkin to hang out with. That's kinda funny, though... you really couldn't have done anything else to inadvertently keep trick-or-treaters away.

Blogger Melissa said...

I know! It really makes us come off as Halloween grinches. Next year we'd better ante up or we could get egged... or TP'd!

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