Let's say you're a person going to work. You pull into the parking lot and consider where to position your vehicle. There's a row with lots of empty spaces. You pull into a space and see that the one in front of you is free. "Sweet," you say to yourself. "I will pull through. Facing outward hastens my escape at the blessed release hour and also permits a colleague to park behind me."
Logical AND considerate, right? A win-win. Not if you're this one idiot in a [red clown car] though. This guy is an instigator. This guy has to upset the order. This guy is irrationally wedded to backing out. This guy prompted me to create a PowerPoint slide to showcase his obstinance and my mild annoyance, complete with landscaping (a.k.a. Fun with Fill Effects):
And yes, if you were wondering, some of the cars in our lot DO have forcefields and lighted under-chassis! And, uh, we have a taxi. Yeah.
Logical AND considerate, right? A win-win. Not if you're this one idiot in a [red clown car] though. This guy is an instigator. This guy has to upset the order. This guy is irrationally wedded to backing out. This guy prompted me to create a PowerPoint slide to showcase his obstinance and my mild annoyance, complete with landscaping (a.k.a. Fun with Fill Effects):
And yes, if you were wondering, some of the cars in our lot DO have forcefields and lighted under-chassis! And, uh, we have a taxi. Yeah.
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Maybe somebody was in that space when he got there?
That would make sense, but no. It's every day. Today I arrived and there were only two cars in the row, one parked normally (first front space), the other the clown car (third back space). It's actually a Mercedes SUV, which could lead me to superficial conclusions about the owner's character. Plus, creepily, nobody leaves here; the coffee run does. not. even. exist.
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